Jeff email 8/31/09

All rise ye loyal cougars and bring your callenge to the foe!


Dear Those,
A wonderfuly exciting week hás passed again! Anything from a birthday bash to saving a woman from taking her own life.... I'd say it will be a week to remember for the rest of my life. Starting with the life saving.
We were walking to an appoitment and a lady came running to us and said..."help that lady, she is diving in front of cars trying to kill herself!" we ran over and after being sworn at a little we resisted and returned like dogs with our tails between our legs. After deciding that I really didn't want to see a woman die I went back. I said to her. "sister, I am a representative of Jesus Christ and I am here to help you!" Yeah.. gives you the chills doesn't it! She started sobbing and told me that no one believed her.. I asked her about what? She just kept going on about how no one belived her that she wasn't like that usually. After Elder D pulled her away from the latest on coming car I talked her into going back into her house. It was in there that we learned that she was actually possessed by something.. and that it actually happened to her alot. At that moment I kind of had a little freak-out inside me but after talking to myself I went back to talking to her.. she tried to grab a knife and stab herself but her husband stopped her. I told her to go rest and she did and we left. Long story short I am now a hero and you can now call me....SUPER ELDER JOHNSON with my side-kick SUPER ELDER D. (who happens not to be going bald and is not trunky for his girlfriend.) jk
Birthday was good! Thats right mother! You have a son that is 20! That is significant that you are old now!!!/
Sorry for that
Sure do love all of you guys!
Elder Johnson

P.S.
GO COUGARS!!!!!!!!!